Got the talents? Like research? Know the usual mistakes? Writing doesn’t scare your underwear? Naming should be easy and fabulous (admitting the fact that there are maybe 2 concepts in the Universe that could hold these adjectives together*).
This is for when you get bored with the Chinese monologue of the Latin Dictionary and need to focus on ways to startle your strategic imagination. Because if you’re not into selling Latin dictionaries to Latin teachers business you don’t have any good reasons to drive that far far away from the market.
1. Go get dirty
If it’s a hot dog add some mustard, and some onions and some bubble gum, and some music, and the latest newspaper headlines. See what the obsolete meat has to say about that.
2. Get deep
Look for mysterious words, taboo words or unusual words in your own language. Invent traditions and holidays, picture secret societies.
3. Go out, be the ball and play
What would you do if you were the product, how would you sound, where would you get naked?
4. Speak Customer
See how the potential client would interact with the product, ask, talk and complain. Note some frequent sentences in which X is the name you’re looking for. Find out all you can learn about X from these equations.
5. Speak “Special Customerish”
Translate the benefits, the actions performed with the product/company, the performers and the results for different kinds of creatures: the lover, the hater, the artist, the always arriving later.
6. Go explore
Invent characters, movies, needs, solutions, new worlds and then describe them.
7. Go alien
Imagine the product/service out of the context of today, without reason or functions. How would you perceive it?
8. Go no
Find out what is the competitors’ most used attribute of such a product or service and say exactly the opposite.
9. Go home
Talk to the ones that are actually making the product and listen to what they have to say about the meaning of life. They will surely relate things to their job. And then they’ll start telling good product stories and jokes about each other.
10. Go to bed
Do everything but naming for a day or two. It’s when the best solution occurs. Usually while you’re sleeping.
*And there is sufficient proof that the other one is Romania.